The Carol Brady Experiment: Roseanne Conner- Before

(Originally posted August 18, 2010 on blogspot.)

I was going to portray one of the more difficult housewives today. But I just wasn’t up for it. I didn’t sleep well last night, and when my alarm went off at 5:30 this morning, I decided to skip ahead. So welcome to my life, Roseanna Conner. Here’s a glimpse of Roseanne in the late 80’s and throughout the 90’s.

Personal Style: An important part of Roseanne’s character was that she didn’t spend a lot of time on how she looked. (unless it was Halloween.) She was often in a work uniform of some kind. Otherwise, she seemed to grab whatever was clean. Especially in the earlier seasons. Episodes shot post-breast-reduction were a slightly different story.

Housekeeping Style: Laundry was done, dishes were done, meals were served. But it was all done in a time-and-cost-efficient manner.

Work Life: Roseanne did nearly everything at one point, from working in a plastics plant to owning a restaurant. There were also periods when she was unemployed.

Social Life: Active. Roseanne and her husband Dan had lots of friends. They went bowling. They played poker. They spent time with family.

Notes: My first thoughts of Roseanne were that this would be easy. Just don’t take care of myself, and don’t worry what I feed my kid. But she was busy. And she was an activist. And she was a caring wife, mother, sister, and friend. So today, while I’m not going to take a shower, and I’m not going to spend tons of time deciding what I wear, and I’ll probably serve pizza for dinner, I have my work cut out for me. There are no plastics plants here in Greenwich, so I’ll have to focus on being efficient. And standing up for women. (although, that’s sort of part of my everyday life anyway…) And being a good friend. And spending time with my family.

I think I better go call my sister.

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