I’m A Big Kid Now

(Originally posted February 25, 2011 on blogspot.)

Yesterday Lily was taking a bath when she looked at me, grabbed herself, and said “poop?” We have never discussed potties or diapers or anything, but I figured it couldn’t hurt. So I put her on the potty. She seemed pretty pleased with herself, and then wanted toilet paper. (Any Mom of a toddler has taken the toddler to the bathroom with her many, many times. We are no exception, so she had seen Mommy sit there.)Of course, she didn’t do anything on the potty. She just sat there. And eventually we moved on.

Then I was trying to dress her, and she threw a fit when I tried to put her diaper on. this isn’t that unusual. She hates diapers. But it made me wonder. Is she ready? I examined the facts:

1. She hates diapers.

2. She knows when she is going to go #2. And then she hides to get some privacy. But she knows.

3. She hates diapers.

4. She’s staying dry for much longer stretches.

5. She hates diapers.

6. She can follow easy directions.

7. Did I mention she hates diapers?

Anyone who has ever tried to change Lily knows how difficult it can be. It’s not that I’m in a hurry, but it can’t hurt, right? So I started research using my most logical resource: facebook. There are as many opinions as there are parents, but they all seemed to be saying the same thing. It couldn’t hurt, give it a shot.

So, when Lily woke up from her nap, I sat her on the big potty, and took her diaper off. “Here we go,” I thought. Naturally, she wet herself twice within the first fifteen minutes. OK, I was expecting that, I didn’t even have any of the right potty training stuff, it was all just an experiment anyway… There was a time yesterday, though, when she looked at me, panicked, and said “bath?” We had already taken a bath. We were not taking another bath. Then she got upset and tried to get over the baby gate. “PLEASE!” she begged. “BATH!” And then she peed. “Ewwwwwww yucky yucky yucky.” Was she trying to tell me she had to go? Who knows. She might have wanted another bath, that girl would live in there if we’d let her. But it’s possible…

Last night the Smith Family made a trip to Target where we purchased a potty, (a pink one that looks like a throne. It plays music when you “go” in it. Once this happens for the first time, I am convinced it will make all the difference in the world.) some big girl underwear, (“Princess and the Frog,” and Tinkerbell. Naturally.) some Pull-Ups, (for night time, naps, and if we absolutely must go somewhere in the next few days.) and some fruit snacks. I downloaded the potty dance, we’re starting to learn the choreography, and I have the iGoPotty app. (yes. This is a real thing.)

Here’s what Lily knows so far:

1. The potty is hers.

2. When she sits on it, she gets a fruit snack.

3. When the phone “rings” with the “I’m a Big Kid Now” song, it is “for her.” It means she gets to push the answer button, sit on the potty, and listen to the music it plays.

4. She hates diapers.

So. When Lily wakes up, I’m taking off the pull-up, putting on the big girl pants, and we’ll see. I have zero expectations. It may last a few hours, or she might be that kid who just gets it right away. I’ll post our progress, feel free to laugh at us.

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